How is the poster above going to die?

attacked by birds

 

a bug crawled in her ear and ate her brain

 

Had sex with a large woman with her on top

 

fell asleep in the car while driving 120 down the freeway

 

chocked on a chicken bone

 

Bleeds to death during a tricky wisdom tooth extraction.

 

A magician will make you disappear but be unable to return you from "parts unknown"

 

was rude to the wrong person....and was issued a pair of cement shoes

 

attacked by zombie bunnies

 

fell into a cement truck that just happened to be filled with fish hooks

 

Fell into an asshole that just happened to be filled with shit

 

porta potty he was in tipped over and he drowned

 

spontaneous combustion

 

burst from over eating

 

Dehyrdation from Diarrhea

 

Death by Oingo Boingo

 

very very very weird accident while trying to pole vault

 

by bose condensation..

 

helicopter crash

 

Sliced in two by a ninja nun.