How is the poster above going to die?

attacked and mauled by a crazy flying squirrel

 

struck and killed by a runaway VW Bus with no brakes

 

tried to jump the grand canyon with a smart fortwo car

 

ground into Big Macs.

 

^^ LOL


trapped in the bush by the christmas tree he was cutting down

 

ripped to pieces by a pack of wild dingoes

 

fell out of a hot air balloon ride

 

attending a Kool-Aid party hosted by Jim Jones

 

parachute didnt open

 

eaten by sharks while on vacation in the Caymans

 

Blows her nose too hard and her brains come out looking like really neat boogers.

 

poisoned by purple hair dye

 

God's gonna kill him for his last post.

 

Strangled on vomit after reading the post by Dagaz

 

stuck his head out the window of a moving car

 

took such a bad flip on the ice that he actually kicked himself in the head and the ass at the same time...then laughed so hard that he had an asthma attack and died

 

You and Steven Seagal

 

You were killed in a tiannamen square reenactment when the tank driver hit the gas by accident

 

You're the wolf