How is the poster above going to die?

squashed by a hail stone, the size of a small elephant

 

shot by Quiggly down under....

 

Got mistaken for a whale and, well, something about size.

 

One of the embers at a firework show fell all the way to the ground and crushed you

 

Struck by an exploding poison pill in the left ear

 

too many leeches in your stomach

 

slowly.....and painfully

 

sat on an extra long shish kabob stick

 

Everyone knows THE EARTH is gonna be destroyed by a rogue asteroid

 

Even after going to church every sunday and being sin free for your entire life , you were forgotten about at the rapture, and well we all know what happened to you after that........

 

killed by garden gnomes that were brought to life by freak lightning strike

 

With a smile on his face and a tear in his eye

 

in a blaze of glory

 

a infected papercut

 

cock bitten off during head

 

tied to the plumbing in someones basement

 

hung upside down tell the blood was too much to the head

 

broony is killed by bruiny the 1000 lbs black bear who lives next door

 

Gummed to death by a pack of toothless vagrants.

 

murdered by a man with one arm