How is the poster above going to die?

went swimmin with sharks, was never seen again....:-0

 

assassinated for being a snitch in the mafia

 

was doing a JFK assasination re-enactment and some idiot used real ammo

 

Hit the brakes too hard

 

You're the upper duck.

 

You got Finish him animalitied by Sub-Zero

 

beheaded

 

swallowed too many condoms coming back from amsterdam

 

eaten by timberwolves

 

raped repeatedly by crazed nympho manical just released from prison ....... (fill in the blank).....

 

ate a peanut and found out he was allergic to peanuts

 

Stole a firetruck and then hosed down a below zero temp Canadian city street but was run over by a car on the just newly made icy road....

 

strangled by cheese strings

 

I cant say, but it will invlove post-in notes

 

Jedite will be tracked down and killed by Bobofet

 

Stepped in a large gopher hole and couldn't get out.

 

shot by accident during the deer hunt

 

Shot by accident during a buffalo hunt.

 

freak death from getting smacked right in the temple by a rogue ping pong ball