How is the poster above going to die?

killed by one of Bubbles' shopping carts

 

cheesburger overdose

 

cigarette overdose

 

tim hortons overdose

 

weirdest snowblower accident ever

 

attacked by a group of beavers

 

^^Ive dreamt of that...but not the kind of beavers your probably thinking




Killed by killer blackflies in northern Ontario

 

listeria from a bologna sandwich

 

e-coli from Costco ground beef

 

by an irrate security guard at costco

 

BBAD the games junkie ,head is going to explode from playing to many games to fast

 

^^^MJB fell off the peak of mount everest while trying to unwedge panties from asscrack


JJACK....killed by someone who found a genie and used a wish

 

stabbed by a troll living under his deck

 

had a massive heart attack when she went to fill her truck up with gas and saw what the new price was

 

mauled to death by the famous 'dogs playing poker'

 

drowned in the toilet while coping with massive hangover

 

drowned while taking a massive shit

 

died when she got a whiff of that massive shit

 

sadness from losing an online friend

 

^ explain that in a pm....unless I totally misunderstand...which is probably the case




Died after freak lightning strike hit telephone pole which broke and smashed her car which rolled into the house...set the house on fire ..and she ran out in her underwear ...only to be run over by the firetruck as it pulled into the driveway