How is the poster above going to die?

.17 Hornady varmint sniper

 

LOL..at that link BTW

 

steps on a rusty nail and rusts to death

 

anthrax

 

bled out in the nose bleed section of the Cleveland Browns footbore stadium..:-0

 

ran over by snowmachine as he was shoveling the snowbank (I can hear some going by right now)

 

tried to sneak into amerika and was shot by border guards who thot he wuz a terrorist...;-)

 

Thinking about all that craziness he was involved in while in Amsterdam

 

Konked her head on the pavement trying to "bring sexy back"

 

A 747 lands on him.

 

slipped on ice and smashed the back of there head open allowing blood to melt the ice under the broken skull.

 

You caught your wife sucking me off in the hallway, and then we moved in together. You were on your way to kill me, when you stepped on a faulty sewer lid, and fell into the shit and piss water below (dont forget the puke from when you blew chunks you were so upset about me doing your wife). You were rescued but later died from contracting Campylobacteriosis after injesting the contaminated water

 

fell off a flying T-Rex....

 

Crazy terrorists hijacked your plane and crashed it into McCains house (as per your request)

 

fluoride poisoning

 

I did your wife. Until you died

 

beaten to a pulp by angry hipforum posters....

 

was found dead in a pile of bloody pulp next to a jack Lalane juicer........no one figured out how....or why

 

tried to swallow a full bag of marshmellers...

 

ran over by a boat...... SPLAT