How is the poster above going to die?

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  1. Eric von Estangen

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    Filled with disappearing ink and he vanished.
     
  2. Oneness

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    Died during S&M sex
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    fell asleep in a friends driveway and got shredded by the snowblower
     
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    Head Exploded while trying to hear the sound of one hand clapping
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    trying to get his stuck toast out of the toaster with a metal fork
     
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    Dressed as a T-Rex for Halloween and got attacked by another one.
     
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    stuck in the crawl space
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

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    marooned on a desserted island with a thousands things he didnt really need
     
  9. Oneness

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    Trying to scare your wife like on that one movie, by hanging out on the airplane wing
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  10. Dagaz

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    Was driving down the freeway mooning people, got your butt stuck, then got too close to the tunnel, chiseled off your entire butt, got butt rot and well....rotted. :eek:
     
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    Attacked by Octopi
     
  12. Dougie on the Mountain

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    Sucking a rhino teet.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    .......fell off the mountain
     
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    jabbed in the great saphenous vein with the kar keezz.. ..:)
     
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    Slip on a rock, bang head on the bottom of a set of stone stairs, start bleeding profusely, go to the hospital. Recover with rehabilitation and slight brain damage, then die of old age at 82 while eating smashed peas.
     
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    a train crashes next to your house blocking your only exit it leaked fatal amounts of chlorine gas, you jumped in the shower to wash it off, but that turned the gas into hydrochloric acid. When all seemed doomed and you lie on the ground coughing up chunks of lung, you remember an old base jumping wing suit, and parachute that you bought. So you decide to strap it on and jump off the cliff in your back yard, you jumped and soared 1/4 mile, then flew right into an airplane engine, your entire body was torn to shreds, your head flew out the other end, and it happened so quick that you were still semi consious, and as your head fell to the ground you looked up and watch the plane engine catch fire and begin to dive bomb. Your last moment was that of satisfaction because at least you took someone down with you.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    chiked on a Kentucky Fried Chicken bone
     
  19. Eric von Estangen

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    eaten alive by Marabunta (legionnaire ants)
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

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    tripped on a branch and fell headfirst into the industrial woodchipper
     
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