How is the poster above going to die?

hopefully die of laughter

 

Drank too much cough medicine

 

got a redrider bb gun for christmas and shot his eye out.....then bled to death

 

Sanctions made by the United Nations

 

Stuck his/her hand in the garbage disposal to fish something out and a power surge turned it on and the disposal kept pulling him/her in all the way up to the shoulder and he/her bled to death in unbelievable anguish.

 

FYI...Oneness is a HE


^^Attacked by her own goldfish....when she opens the freezer

 

LOL Found out he couldn't dance anymore and died from depression.

 

was running after the garbage truck with her garbage when the truck suddenly stopped....she fell in and the compactor cycled before anyone noticed

 

someone put drano in his food to make him quit dancing so damn much x]

 

you will fall in love with heroin and choke on your memories of a life you wanted so desperately to forget

 

ate too many Buffalo wings

 

your demise will be the lack of hospital space in toronto.. when your liver gives out

 

Killed by Bill Waterson when he gets psycho about people using his cartoons in sigs

 

Eaten by a man with elephantitis

 

a colossal squid will devour your soul in a fit of jealous rage

 

honked at to death in a traffic jam

 

sucked dry by his favorite porn star

 

beaten up real bad by some aliens.

 

3 words: care bear stare

 

face explosion