How is the poster above going to die?

Spontaneous Human Combustion

 

he's gonna get beaten to death by toddlers with pumpkins

 

ran on the track at the 2012 Indy 500

 

you will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes

 

you will just eventually grow up and die in a totally boring way....as a slow agonizing cancer victim

 

all body hair will fall off, and you will shrivle in the cold, and wither.

 

Just like my grandfather did, peacefully, in his sleep. (Not screaming like the others in the car.)


<Doh, this one was meant for BBAD>Tickled to death by two lesbian strippers.

 

Slipped into the hole when she was ice fishing

 

you'll live to be 200, then fall down all the stairs of the empire state building, breaking every bone in your body

 

frontal labotomy gone wrong

 

beat to death by bible thumpers thumping you with bibles

 

ripped apart by turkey vultures while sunning at the beach

 

Got attacked by a church lady for your sexy bodeeeeee.

 

ate too many habanero peppers for your system to handle

 

Went on a binge and mistook the x-lax for dutch chocolates.

 

heatstroke

 

Mistook the crazy glue for toothpaste, got mad, stomped on it, and got stuck to the floor. No one came to check on you.

 

went swimming with manta rays

 

Passed out from the sun and when you woke up, half your body was already eaten by ants and so you watched the rest go.

 

mad cow disease