How is the poster above going to die?

Handling electricity the wrong way.

 

stabbed to death by a blind car jacker in a wheelchair...

 

Bitten by a dog who has rabies.

 

buried in a coal mine explosion

 

speed testing a vette at the local race track....

 

clotheslined by a clothesline

 

od's on sex....

 

fell off a Segway

 

drowned in the car wash while tryin to get the top back up on his vette...

 

the first recent victim of the never captured Zodiac killer

 

got penis stuck in the slidin door at walmart, not a pretty site....

 

fell off the roof onto the pickett fence

 

fell into a vat of piranna feesh....

 

ate some of the wrong wild mushrooms

 

I told you not to stick your fanger in that cows arse....

 

youre gonna die tooling down the highway doing 79


Tooling down the hightway doing 79
I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine
Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
I'm just a solid mess of contusions
Never never never gonna speed again
Slip the blood to me Bud

I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine
I gotta make a date with that chick of mine
I cross the center line man you gotta make time-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
Oh man I got the cotton pickin convolutions
Never never never gonna speed again
Shoot the juice to me Bruce

My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead
But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head
I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
My red corpsuckles (sic) are in mass confusion
Never never never gonna speed again
Pass the crimson to me Jimson

I took a little drink and I'm feelin right
I can fly right over everything everything in sight
There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion
I'ma never never never gonna speed again
Pass the claret to me Barrett

A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day
Oh when you see me coming better start to pray
I'ma cuttin up the road and I'm the boss all the way-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
Oh doc pardon me for this crazy intrusion
I'm never never never gonna speed again
Pump the fluid in me Louie

I'm burning up the highway early this morn
I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn
Man outa my way I don't drive with my horn-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
Oh nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution
I'm never never never gonna speed again
Put a gallon in me Alan

Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes
Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses
So rememmber to slow down today
Hey daddy-o
Make that type O huh
Atta-boy
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

 

a terrible firewood cuttin accident...

 

starved to death

 

Putin sends his armies to Slovenia

 

became a Canadian Mountie, done in by Bullwinkle...