How is the poster above going to die?

Mistakenly identified as a threat...........by OJ Simpson

 

forgot to turn off the main breaker in the house before cuttin that dang wire....

 

pee'd on the trolley track

 

bucked off a sea horse.

 

^^Failed attempt at setting Guiness world record highwire masterbation record

 

He was shot by a jealous dyke.

 

Kidnapped by young men and licked to death

 

Got sucked into a vacuum cleaner.

 

Died trying to plug herself in.......she thought she was a vacuum cleaner

 

Trying to dye his carpet to match his drapes.

 

Go-kart accident at the Grand Canyon

 

Pick up the crazy glue instead of the nose drops and fill-em up.

 

bizarre roller blade accident....

 

lost bicycle brakes while going down the hill

 

welding way too close to the gas tank on that humvee he was workin on...

 

Grizzly bear attack

 

Throwing out you cigarette or whatever at the gas pump.

 

Opens door for crazy door to door salesmen

 

by stapleing himself to the tires of a monster truck.

 

fashion disaster.