How is the poster above going to die?

wore a real slick bathing suit while going down the waterslide...almost reached orbit after hitting the last bump

 

drunk driver hit him in the temple with a baseball

 

OD on peanut butter captain crunch.

 

Strangely and suddenly decided to start smoking air and breathing cigarettes

 

Of Boredom

 

Sufficated by breasts

 

Ate too much hallowe'en candy

 

Tried to get "All Mavericky" with a Polar Bear.

 

fat stripper fell on you

 

tried to cross the railway tracks and is now known as "snakes in the ties"

 

after an all night binge on hip forums combined with endless piles of chocolates and cheese cake, the ole ticker quit...

 

Fell of a wagon

 

Ate the wrong side of a buckeye nut....

 

Got his head stuck in a bush.

 

got way too hot in the hot tub late one summer night....

 

massive stroke

 

tragic hot tub accident....:-0

 

Tried to hold-up the local police station

 

pulled it to hard

 

took it in too deep