How is the poster above going to die?

Shot by cowboys.......................pow pow........at the pow wow

 

Smothered by boobs. Yep, aereola asphyxiation is what I see in that paticular future

 

Died real slow after living too fast

 

Everyone's dying slow.

 

Ate too much Wisconsin cheese and died with a 50 lbs bowel obstruction

 

Lol that's more creative

 

^^^Killed by me for judging my creativeness wilst exibiting none of his/her own

 

^^^ chosen by me to be the first person in my serial killing career. Enter: the Shoe Goo Killer!!!

 

Accidentally shoo gooed lips and nostrils shut by trying to stop a sneeze during first and last attempted serial killing

 

^trampeled to death by pigmy goats he kept as a harem

I actually laughed out loud, that was pretty good lol

 

Got way too drunk and choked to death on own tongue

 

dies during being the first person to hike a cryovolcano

 

drank too much milk in one sitting.

 

Swimming in the ocean during the WIGWAM tests

 

Killed by 60 year old hippie who gets real mad when people dont rhyme in his poem thread

 

the same old hippy "falls" tpam of a clif

 

climbs on tallest building and tries to fly

 

stoned to death

 

Death by lightsabre beheading

 

brain freeze after eating too much ice cream....