How is the poster above going to die?

seeing how many marbles you can fit in your mouth

 

A freak acid rain storm. Highly concentrated. It'll hurt but it won't take long.

 

Choked on the $700 Billion Dolllar Wall Street Bailout

 

Drank the "Flag Waving, Pro-Life, Anti-Gay Marriage" Kool Aid that John McCain is selling instead of focusing on the fucking economy.

 

Poked in the eye by the stick up Sarah Palin's ass.

 

Drowned in the river of bullshit that flows out of the White House.

 

melted by a butane lighter

 

The friction of a flock of moths eating your clothes set them on fire, and also you afterward

 

fight club clubbing

 

Drank way too much, got on his Harley, never returned.....:-(

 

first man to have a baby in him

 

Scalped....

 

During an elaborate bass solo with mad fingertapping, the neck will splinter sending shards of wood into his eyes. As he shrieks in pain he will fall backwards onto the massive pyrotechnics setup.
Not a bad way out...

 

playing around with a friend

 

squished by transport driver who didnt see him while backing to loading dock

 

tried to quietly sneak out a fart, blew out his rectum, bled out....:-0

 

ran over by Dog...the dumbass Bounty Hunter

 

forgot he had to release his bodily fluids

 

was walking in the bush and got ran over by a moose in heat

 

whilst climbing up a rather steep rock face, a monster boulder came crashing down upon poor ole BBAD....:-0