How is the poster above going to die?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by farmout, Sep 9, 2008.

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  1. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    seeing how many marbles you can fit in your mouth
     
  2. Share the Warmth

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    A freak acid rain storm. Highly concentrated. It'll hurt but it won't take long.
     
  3. Frozen Solid

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    Choked on the $700 Billion Dolllar Wall Street Bailout
     
  4. Frozen Solid

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    Drank the "Flag Waving, Pro-Life, Anti-Gay Marriage" Kool Aid that John McCain is selling instead of focusing on the fucking economy.
     
  5. Frozen Solid

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    Poked in the eye by the stick up Sarah Palin's ass.
     
  6. Frozen Solid

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    Drowned in the river of bullshit that flows out of the White House.
     
  7. ladybrunette

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    melted by a butane lighter
     
  8. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    The friction of a flock of moths eating your clothes set them on fire, and also you afterward
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    fight club clubbing
     
  10. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Drank way too much, got on his Harley, never returned.....:-(
     
  11. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    first man to have a baby in him
     
  12. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Scalped....:)
     
  13. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    During an elaborate bass solo with mad fingertapping, the neck will splinter sending shards of wood into his eyes. As he shrieks in pain he will fall backwards onto the massive pyrotechnics setup.
    Not a bad way out...
     
  14. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    playing around with a friend
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    squished by transport driver who didnt see him while backing to loading dock
     
  16. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    tried to quietly sneak out a fart, blew out his rectum, bled out....:-0
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ran over by Dog...the dumbass Bounty Hunter
     
  18. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    forgot he had to release his bodily fluids
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    was walking in the bush and got ran over by a moose in heat
     
  20. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    whilst climbing up a rather steep rock face, a monster boulder came crashing down upon poor ole BBAD....:-0
     
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