How is the poster above going to die?

Got too close to a bull moose during the rut

 

car jacking gone wrong....:-0

 

ate the 20 years old re-gifted fruitcake

 

zigged when he should have zagged....

 

Got a flat tire on his bike while going downhill at 75mph

 

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

 

single shot from the book depository window

 

Mauled by a rabid cat.

 

dragged into the jungle by angry neekid trogladyte women...:-0

 

got a red rider bb gun for christmas and shot his eye out then tripped and fell under OJ Simpsons knife

 

while sled boarding down a fairly steep hill, head on collision with a speeding fire truck....

 

trampled by fainting goats.

 

after a rather longish sex a thon with her sweetie at age 99....

 

will die watching this occur

 

you will smell a rose, get pricked by a thorn and get a nasty infection and then unfortunately die...how sad

 

you'll shove a rose up your ass to turn your partner on and while waiting for her to come into the room, a bee will sting you

 

tooth extraction gone wrong.

 

Burst eardrum at electronica concert gets infected and attracts blowflies which lay eggs and eat his brain

 

killed by a tiger he was trying to dance with

 

soup overdose