How is the poster above going to die?

trampled at a half off wedding dress sale at the plus sizes store.

 

chainsaw accident while ice carving

 

damn BBAD, I tried to tell you not to go into the red light district alone...

 

Sucker punched by Bertuzzi

 

eaten by fairies...thousands of fairies

 

fish bone

 

Shot by a Mark David Chapman impersonator.

 

ouch....

chokes on a staple

 

accidentally falls out of a vehicle while inside the automatic car washer.

 

choked on a button

 

Crushed by elevator doors.

 

forgot to drink his Ovaltine

 

Drove a Yugo for a day too long.

 

was practicing his highwire act at the hydro substation

 

Flatened by a semi-truck while sleep walking after being on Hip forums all night..

 

One shot....two kills

 

internal meltdown caused by overposting late at night while drinking way to much caffeen to keep up with the younger whipper snappers..

 

figure skating and made an unexpected pick stop

 

forgets to eat b/c he posts so damn much

 

stabbed with a crown by jealous beauty queens....