How is the person above of you gonna die?

chronic excema.

 

Assassinated for sig

 

basket weaving accident.

 

For being waaaaay too gay.

 

Beaten to death by a large fairy from san fransisco.

 

my husband adores my gayness.

his mama's gonna come after him with her one good hookin' stiletto after he broke the other...

 

Elephant stampede.

 

spider monkeys. lots and lots of spider monkeys...one might say several angry barrels full.

 

Died from a thermonuclear explosion when a can of B&M baked beans was introduced to an already blocked colon

Hotwater

 

giant lobster rips him to pieces.

 

Laughs so hard he ruptures a blood vessel while listening to a rap version of Southie is my hometown



Hotwater

 

getting pelted by thousands of tooth brushes thrown by kids for not giving them candy

OT - i've been trying to find the original version of that song for soooooooooo long, its not even funny

 

The last time I heard the original version was back in the 1980's when famed WBZ radio talk show host Larry Glick used to play it all the time.


Hotwater

 

its funny...i bet no one else here knows what song were talking about haha

its even damn hard to find lyrics to

 

Holds in a fart and pops his large intestines.

 

electric chair

 

porky pig will be in your nightmares tonight, just like in nightmare on elm street...he'll stomp you to death

 

Trying to save anothers life...

 

you'll fly away into eternity....

 

Lighting strike