How is the person above of you gonna die?

gets a terrible 3rd degree sunburn.

 

Offers to put ointment on that sunburn and gets "cut" for making the advancement.

 

i see the sperm is already backing up....

 

So that was YOU at that biker bar last night? Oh Lord, I thought you were a burly man. Sorry about that.

 

i KNEW i should shaved my chest and back first.


so...you able to sit alright? i WAS a trifle rough...didn't mean to make you cry. are we cool?

 

Well, I learned you definitely make for a better man than a woman.

 

that goes without saying...if only i wasn't so much hotter as a woman..

 

he'll die trying to suck his own ****

that so wasn't for you KC =D lol

 

hehehehe.

freak windmill accident.

 

Ah Nooo..................Lose the make-up and you are all dude.

 

lose the nuts and...well, you're STILL just a little girl inside...

 

oops. do you have a windmill?

 

nah.... tha's what's so scary

 

Thanks for the kind compliment, DUDE.

But I can't be a little girl. I tend to shut up after a sentence or two.

 

it must be that awful speech impediment. i feel for you, i really do. but you HAVE TO STOP borrowing your mom's dresses. get your own.

 

Ah yes. Short and sweet. Just like a manly man.

 

Diabetes... you fatso!

 

From drinking the water in Mexico.

 

Bush's Oil wars