Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by rebelfight420, May 8, 2007.
trapped in a microwave
Kidnapped by hawk and used as baby food
mobbed by christian terrorists.
Eaten by Fine Young Cannibals
made into bowling pins
bowled into cooking pins
Taking an ill advised leap of faith
chokes after trying to give himself a blow job
In a field of daisies watching the clouds go by with his wife
she'll die of diabetes for being so sweet :tongue:
and hmmm Asmodean..naked..?
that's how i live :H
Ha, that's why it's so likely to happen that way, I suppose.
Oh, I truly hope so!
chocking on a mallomar.
swarmed by furious spelling bee competitors.
Voice box polyps from talking too much.
carpal tunnel syndrome from beating his meat too often prevents him from furthering his self love, at which time the overabundance of sperm backs up to his brain causing him to seek "relations" at the wrong sort of biker bar.
the cleavage kitty gets a little rough and although at first seems like harmless fun the kitty feels used and resentful of you and suffocates you in your sleep after the wild night you spend together....
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