How is the person above of you gonna die?

is going to die from lack of sleep leading to a fatal hairburning incident while trying to make toast

 

Whilst..Meandering Through A Paddy-Field In Thailand...........Accidently Steps In A Patch Of "Quicksand"...........Last Words We Heard From Him Were.......Something Similar To .............HEEELLLLLLPPPPP....ME PLEEEESE.!!!!!!!!



Yours.........Showing... No Compassion For Anybody Stupid Enough To Step Into .Q#$%*S!#D........Whoooooooops......I Think I Spoke Too Soon.......Puuter Screen Is Way Up There......And I'm Way Down Heeeeeeeeeeere...
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will be trampled to death in an ostrich stampede while trying to collect enough eggs to make an attempt at breaking the 'world's largest ommelette' record

 

Passed out under a waterfall & sadly drowned while dreamin of green fields and apple pies......

 

what!?!?!? farmout CAN'T die!! he's my fellow "walmart" greeter for HF!!


okay fine! he's gonna choke on a piece of zuchini that wasn't properly cooked.

 

While workin a Double shifter at the Wally Mart, both Boogabaah and Farmout were snuffed out by a malfuntioning sliding door, while tryin to help old hippies get their elec-shoppin carts in out of the snow......

 

I'm running out of creative ways to kill you.

Accidental self mummification due to being trapped in a giant dehumidifier. They'll find him in a few thousand years and assume he was a high ranking official in a modern society.

 

flyingburrito dies naked on the floor while masturbating to HF galley pics after spilling water all over and getting electricuted by a short circuting lamp.

 

boogabaah finds flyingburrito dead on the floor and runs screaming for the telephone to call 911 but through her tears she makes a wrong turn and runs off the balcony.

 

found squashed under a suicidal hippie.

 

forgot he was under a waterfall and inhaled. death by drowning is terrible.

 

licked to death by a busload of schoolchildren who mistook her for an ice-lolly cos she's so cool.

 

got killed by the angry mob who thought you were molesting that schoolbus full of children

 

Defies gravity and floats off into space.

 

Drowns in own vomit after an excessive St. Patrick's Day celebration.

 

...if I had something to masturbate TO... ahem!



gesome's half eaten corpse was found in a basement. I haven't worked out ALL the details, but it looked suspiciously like he'd been dipped in honey and thrown to the lesbians. They weren't happy when he whipped out his "honey-dipper"!

 

Run over by a slow moving Aldabra Giant Tortoise.

 

Whilst Eagerly Filming The "Aldabra Giant Tortise" Event..........ENOESROUSONESOURSE......Failed To Notice The Patch Of Quicksand In Front Of Him......When Asked To Move In For A Closer Shot......"Yep You Guessed It"...ESRUOSENOSOURSEONE.... Started To Sink......Last Thing We Sighted Was The Mic On The Top Of The Video Camera........Slowly Sinking Under The Weight Of The Last Few Grains Of Sand........(sad face)...


Well I Can't Speak For All Of You Out There.......But Personally I'm Glad To See The "Ass End"...(sorry meant head) Of The Silly Old Fart....


Yours.......In Yet Another Attempt To Kill Off Members With "desreveR semaN".............................................(reversed names)

nelG....

 

killed in a bareknuckle boxing match while drunk at the Birdsville races.