How is the person above of you gonna die?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by rebelfight420, May 8, 2007.

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  1. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    She will be smothered to death by someone hugging her.
     
  2. Miss_Beatle

    Miss_Beatle Beatlemaniac

    food poisoning. then he'll come back as a young man right out of high school being drafted to the Vietnam war, and he'll die there, a hero, having taken a bullet for a fellow soldier.
     
  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    ran over by a double decker bus while tryin to recreate the walk across Abby Road in Merry Ole England for a Beatles tribute film......:)
     
  4. lunarflowermaiden

    lunarflowermaiden Senior Member

    Tragic snail accient--farmout is going to be walking through a forest when, completely out of the blue, a tribe of snails are going to climb all over him and suffocate him.

    If it makes you feel any better, they were just trying to give you a hug :).
     
  5. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    While celebrating her birthday, drank way too much sacrimonial wine, fell into her rather large birthday cake, but couldn't quite eat her way back out......:)

    ps: Happy Birthday! A bit early, I know.....:)
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    After Discovering To His Dismay (yet again) The ***Palais De Farmout*** Tractor Has A Flat Battery.....Farmout Attempts To Start It Using The Hand Crank........Dang Temperamental Old Thing Backfires.....(the tractor..not farmout).. ... Sending Him Skywards.......Last Official Sighting Of Him Came From The International Space Station......Who Reported That He Looked A Bit More Flushed In The Face Than Usual.......But Appeared Nevertheless To Be In Fine Spirits..And Still Tightly Clutching A Bottle Of "JACK"...


    ******************BON VOYAGE FARMOUT*******************

    P.S. Almost Forgot...The Crusty Old Bugger Is Gunna Die Whilst Attempting A Firery...(alcohol fueled no doubt)... Re-Entry Of The Earths Atmosphere...



    Yours.........Whilst Getting Out His Trusty Telescope And Checking for A "Glow" In The Eastern Sky..

    Glen.
     
  7. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

    Whilst sightseeing in Antarctica, the Happyfeet penguin stomps his ass into oblivion.
     
  8. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    by inhaling a balloon animal. :clown:
     
  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    Hugged to death......:)
     
  10. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    wow thats two for me being hugged to death!

    :leaving:
     
  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    oops, er, her yogurt had alien life forms growin inside, which in turn, grew inside of Boogabaah.....Large intestinal explosion....:)
     
  12. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

    On an international flight, farmout is overtaken by explosive shits. He runs screaming and grabbing his asschecks toward the front lavatory and is shot dead by air marshalls mistaking him for a suicide bomber. His last words were "GET OUT OFF THE WAY! I HAVE EXPLOSIVE S...!" An unfortunate misundertanding.
     
  13. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    flying burritobro was on said tragic flight.... the unfortunate part of this story is that farmout was the pilot.
     
  14. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    freezing to death while hugging a tree, naked.
     
  15. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    redyelruc died today at age 33 when he tripped over the jumprope he was so excited about, and broke his neck.
     
  16. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    L'anno del morto(33), that's what they call it in Italy.

    commited suicide after falling madly in love with a guy who then suddenly died in a freak jumprope accident in Thailand.
     
  17. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    lol... that's good.

    died of lockjaw from jumping rope barefoot and hopping on a rusty nail by mistake. (god i must be tired, all i can think of relates to your jumproping picture!)
     
  18. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

    HUGGED to death by a NAKED TREE......hehehe.....
     
  19. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    ESRUOS ENO was strangled by an ex-spelling bee champion.
     
  20. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    was murdered by two little girls who just want their jumprope back. and that's the last one, i swear. gotta get some sleep lol!
     
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