How is the person above of you gonna die?

She will be smothered to death by someone hugging her.

 

food poisoning. then he'll come back as a young man right out of high school being drafted to the Vietnam war, and he'll die there, a hero, having taken a bullet for a fellow soldier.

 

ran over by a double decker bus while tryin to recreate the walk across Abby Road in Merry Ole England for a Beatles tribute film......

 

Tragic snail accient--farmout is going to be walking through a forest when, completely out of the blue, a tribe of snails are going to climb all over him and suffocate him.

If it makes you feel any better, they were just trying to give you a hug .

 

While celebrating her birthday, drank way too much sacrimonial wine, fell into her rather large birthday cake, but couldn't quite eat her way back out......

ps: Happy Birthday! A bit early, I know.....

 

After Discovering To His Dismay (yet again) The ***Palais De Farmout*** Tractor Has A Flat Battery.....Farmout Attempts To Start It Using The Hand Crank........Dang Temperamental Old Thing Backfires.....(the tractor..not farmout).. ... Sending Him Skywards.......Last Official Sighting Of Him Came From The International Space Station......Who Reported That He Looked A Bit More Flushed In The Face Than Usual.......But Appeared Nevertheless To Be In Fine Spirits..And Still Tightly Clutching A Bottle Of "JACK"...


******************BON VOYAGE FARMOUT*******************

P.S. Almost Forgot...The Crusty Old Bugger Is Gunna Die Whilst Attempting A Firery...(alcohol fueled no doubt)... Re-Entry Of The Earths Atmosphere...



Yours.........Whilst Getting Out His Trusty Telescope And Checking for A "Glow" In The Eastern Sky..

Glen.

 

Whilst sightseeing in Antarctica, the Happyfeet penguin stomps his ass into oblivion.

 

by inhaling a balloon animal. :clown:

 

Hugged to death......

 

wow thats two for me being hugged to death!

:leaving:

 

oops, er, her yogurt had alien life forms growin inside, which in turn, grew inside of Boogabaah.....Large intestinal explosion....

 

On an international flight, farmout is overtaken by explosive shits. He runs screaming and grabbing his asschecks toward the front lavatory and is shot dead by air marshalls mistaking him for a suicide bomber. His last words were "GET OUT OFF THE WAY! I HAVE EXPLOSIVE S...!" An unfortunate misundertanding.

 

flying burritobro was on said tragic flight.... the unfortunate part of this story is that farmout was the pilot.

 

freezing to death while hugging a tree, naked.

 

redyelruc died today at age 33 when he tripped over the jumprope he was so excited about, and broke his neck.

 

L'anno del morto(33), that's what they call it in Italy.

commited suicide after falling madly in love with a guy who then suddenly died in a freak jumprope accident in Thailand.

 

lol... that's good.

died of lockjaw from jumping rope barefoot and hopping on a rusty nail by mistake. (god i must be tired, all i can think of relates to your jumproping picture!)

 

HUGGED to death by a NAKED TREE......hehehe.....

 

ESRUOS ENO was strangled by an ex-spelling bee champion.

 

was murdered by two little girls who just want their jumprope back. and that's the last one, i swear. gotta get some sleep lol!