How is the person above of you gonna die?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by rebelfight420, May 8, 2007.

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  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    Eating...A "Well Hung Pirate"...After An Icecream.....And A Ninja......(greedy girl)..






    Yours.......Whilst Helping Miss PriceCheck.....Off Her Knees....And Into A Chair.....For A Well Deserved Rest.....

    Glen.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Accidentally sucks that golfball through the garden hose a bit too hard....chokes on loose teeth.
     
  3. Miss_Beatle

    Miss_Beatle Beatlemaniac

    pushed out a window into the water, then eaten by sharks.
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Get pushed into a microwave and cooked until she splatters.
     
  5. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    infect from alien anal probe
     
  6. Xzei

    Xzei Member

    peacefully in bed?
    iv never been much for condeming someone to a slow painfull death :p
     
  7. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    yes!

    and you die suddenly at the age of 87 while screwing your new 23 year old wife
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    After Casting My Vote In The Poll Re Boogabaah's Posting Abilitys.......May I Suggest She Just May ... "Fall Off Her Perch" .... When Her Seriously ..."Overworked"......."Overheated"...."Stressed Out "....Puuuter.....Finally Explodes In A "Ball Of Flame".......Taking The...**Sweet Old Dear** Skywards With It.....



    Yours....With Best Wishes For A Long And Safe "Posting Future" On The Internet ...........


    Glen.
     
  9. Xzei

    Xzei Member

    thank you :)

    GLENGLEN
    gets mauled by a bigfoot
    thus proving its existance
     
  10. Mr. Melty

    Mr. Melty Member

    you O-D on those little valentines candy hearts with messages on them.
     
  11. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    uuh.. he melts..

    :leaving:
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    uuh...Silly Old Dear Types Her "Tits Off "......Hoping To Reach That Elusive.....10,000 Posts....(now 9,907)......Sadly Only Reaches 9,999......Then Curls Up Her Toes And Expires.........Lifes A Bitch Ain't It......



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    He sins God becomes angry and rains fire and brimstone upon you!
     
  14. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    What Tha..??? No Disrespect To God ...But Iv'e Been Sinning.....Dodgeing....Fire ....Brimstone And Heaps More Seriously Heavier Shit He's Thrown At Me...All My Life..........And Guess What..??....Little Obnoxious...Smelly Old Me Is Still Here..........


    Cheers Glen.


    Youre Gunna Die In Your Futile Attempt.. To Scare The Crap Outta "Happy Sinners" Like Little Old Me......
     
  15. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    Your gonna die while telling people their gonna die from a futile attempt to scare sinners.
     
  16. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Begging for sex.
     
  17. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

    Atacked by a rubber ducky while relaxing in your own tub. Quack Quack!!!
     
  18. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    Whilst Merrily Walking Down The Street (rubberduckie under arm).....On The Way To Crummys House ......Forgets It's Now "Duck Season" ...Heh Heh.. How Silly Was That.......KERPOWW..!!..KERPOWW..!!..KERPOWW..!!...etc etc.



    Yours.........Whilst Tucking Into A Tub Of Steamed Duck And Fried Rice From His Local Chinese Take Out.......(i am...seriously.. i kidd you not).....Washed Down With A Bottle Of White Wine..........(does life get any better ?)..

    Heres To Your Health Readers....

    Cheers Glen.
     
  19. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    By trying to seduce fred phelps
     
  20. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    he doesn't die because his brain is put into a super robot
     
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