How is the person above of you gonna die?

Eating...A "Well Hung Pirate"...After An Icecream.....And A Ninja......(greedy girl)..






Yours.......Whilst Helping Miss PriceCheck.....Off Her Knees....And Into A Chair.....For A Well Deserved Rest.....

Glen.

 

Accidentally sucks that golfball through the garden hose a bit too hard....chokes on loose teeth.

 

pushed out a window into the water, then eaten by sharks.

 

Get pushed into a microwave and cooked until she splatters.

 

infect from alien anal probe

 

peacefully in bed?
iv never been much for condeming someone to a slow painfull death

 

yes!

and you die suddenly at the age of 87 while screwing your new 23 year old wife

 

After Casting My Vote In The Poll Re Boogabaah's Posting Abilitys.......May I Suggest She Just May ... "Fall Off Her Perch" .... When Her Seriously ..."Overworked"......."Overheated"...."Stressed Out "....Puuuter.....Finally Explodes In A "Ball Of Flame".......Taking The...**Sweet Old Dear** Skywards With It.....



Yours....With Best Wishes For A Long And Safe "Posting Future" On The Internet ...........


Glen.

 

thank you

GLENGLEN
gets mauled by a bigfoot
thus proving its existance

 

you O-D on those little valentines candy hearts with messages on them.

 

uuh.. he melts..

:leaving:

 

uuh...Silly Old Dear Types Her "Tits Off "......Hoping To Reach That Elusive.....10,000 Posts....(now 9,907)......Sadly Only Reaches 9,999......Then Curls Up Her Toes And Expires.........Lifes A Bitch Ain't It......



Cheers Glen.

 

He sins God becomes angry and rains fire and brimstone upon you!

 

What Tha..??? No Disrespect To God ...But Iv'e Been Sinning.....Dodgeing....Fire ....Brimstone And Heaps More Seriously Heavier Shit He's Thrown At Me...All My Life..........And Guess What..??....Little Obnoxious...Smelly Old Me Is Still Here..........


Cheers Glen.


Youre Gunna Die In Your Futile Attempt.. To Scare The Crap Outta "Happy Sinners" Like Little Old Me......

 

Your gonna die while telling people their gonna die from a futile attempt to scare sinners.

 

Begging for sex.

 

Atacked by a rubber ducky while relaxing in your own tub. Quack Quack!!!

 

Whilst Merrily Walking Down The Street (rubberduckie under arm).....On The Way To Crummys House ......Forgets It's Now "Duck Season" ...Heh Heh.. How Silly Was That.......KERPOWW..!!..KERPOWW..!!..KERPOWW..!!...etc etc.



Yours.........Whilst Tucking Into A Tub Of Steamed Duck And Fried Rice From His Local Chinese Take Out.......(i am...seriously.. i kidd you not).....Washed Down With A Bottle Of White Wine..........(does life get any better ?)..

Heres To Your Health Readers....

Cheers Glen.

 

By trying to seduce fred phelps

 

he doesn't die because his brain is put into a super robot