How is the person above of you gonna die?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by rebelfight420, May 8, 2007.

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  1. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    Hugs :)
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    quoting Monty Python
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Caught standing in the middle of a wheat field when a crop circle forms




    Hotwater
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    vampire hooker specializing in blow jobs
     
  5. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    From the rather large bread crums in a bottle of rum
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Had a Laplacian Dream during REM sleep and wokeup in the presence of God




    Hotwater
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Gets eaten by a large earth worm
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Died of Post-Punture High after giving to the Red Cross
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    dies in surgery whilst donating a kidney to a man in a yellow hat
     
  10. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Sets the controls for the heart of the sun... The heart of the sun... The heart of the sun...
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    sigh, my favorite floyd.
    Dies in line at the john at a rest stop on the 101 waiting to pee.
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Dies from a mosquito carrying yellow fever


    Hotwater
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Dies carrying a mule accross the Rio Grande
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Crushed under the impact of a small near earth asteroid


    Hotwater
     
  15. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Pushes the Pillsbury Dough Boy too far.


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  16. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    catches strange flu from Bigfoot and treats it with pure lard
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Volunteers to be a test subject for human suspended animation




    Hotwater
     
  18. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Tries to harm my daughter
     
  19. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    crummy gets loved to death
     
  20. Grim

    Grim Wandering Wonderer

    Is hired for a government testing facility in which they are slowly but surely introducing metallic compounds into the food of certain worms, making them metallic enough to trace with certain machinery. After beginning to wander why, you discover it is actual only step one in an evil bio-mechanical experiment to create super-worms. The higher ups decide to get rid of you by testing their creations and release the worms on you, which burrow into your flesh and create horrible agony. But They are just little worms and so they don't kill you, but live happily in your flesh and raise a family.
    Then one day you are walking and a helicopter flies by above carrying a giant electro-magnet which is hit by a lightning bolt which charges it up and yanks the metal-laced worms out of you right through the brain and you die.

    The end.
     
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