How is the person above of you gonna die?

Hugs

 

quoting Monty Python

 

Caught standing in the middle of a wheat field when a crop circle forms




Hotwater

 

vampire hooker specializing in blow jobs

 

From the rather large bread crums in a bottle of rum

 

Had a Laplacian Dream during REM sleep and wokeup in the presence of God




Hotwater

 

Gets eaten by a large earth worm

 

Died of Post-Punture High after giving to the Red Cross

 

dies in surgery whilst donating a kidney to a man in a yellow hat

 

Sets the controls for the heart of the sun... The heart of the sun... The heart of the sun...

 

sigh, my favorite floyd.
Dies in line at the john at a rest stop on the 101 waiting to pee.

 

Dies from a mosquito carrying yellow fever


Hotwater

 

Dies carrying a mule accross the Rio Grande

 

Crushed under the impact of a small near earth asteroid


Hotwater

 

Pushes the Pillsbury Dough Boy too far.

 

catches strange flu from Bigfoot and treats it with pure lard

 

Volunteers to be a test subject for human suspended animation




Hotwater

 

Tries to harm my daughter

 

crummy gets loved to death

 

Is hired for a government testing facility in which they are slowly but surely introducing metallic compounds into the food of certain worms, making them metallic enough to trace with certain machinery. After beginning to wander why, you discover it is actual only step one in an evil bio-mechanical experiment to create super-worms. The higher ups decide to get rid of you by testing their creations and release the worms on you, which burrow into your flesh and create horrible agony. But They are just little worms and so they don't kill you, but live happily in your flesh and raise a family.
Then one day you are walking and a helicopter flies by above carrying a giant electro-magnet which is hit by a lightning bolt which charges it up and yanks the metal-laced worms out of you right through the brain and you die.

The end.