How is the person above of you gonna die?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by rebelfight420, May 8, 2007.

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  1. E-Rocc

    E-Rocc Banned

    Falling off a totem pole
     
  2. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

    Someone across the room squishes his head between thumb and first finger.
     
  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    stuffed too many marshmellows in her mouth at once, too late did help arrive....:)
     
  4. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

    Drowned in own vomit. Hendricks style.
     
  5. E-Rocc

    E-Rocc Banned

    mummified alive
     
  6. CPL Clegg

    CPL Clegg Member

    quicksand
     
  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    Too Tightassed To Buy Batteries For His Vibrator......CPL Clegg Fills The Battery Compartment With Angry Wasps.......Works A Treat Till In A Heated Moment Of "Personal Passion".... The Battery Cover Comes Loose........!!!!




    Yours... In A Tale (tail) With A Distinct "Sting" To It.....

    Glen.
     
  8. CPL Clegg

    CPL Clegg Member

    thanks man...you're going to die of suffocating from Rosie O'Donell doing squat thrusts on your face
     
  9. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

    His friend eats some bad clams and he dies from sympathy food poisoning.
     
  10. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    In her sleep......:)
     
  11. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

    hit by the Soul-train
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    If He Announces..Just One More Time...He Has "Bumped" The Did You Know Thread.........I'm Gunna Jump Through My Puuuter Screen...And Personally Strangle The Ugly Annoying Old B******d.....



    Yours....Saving The Hip Fomums Valuable Megabytes....

    Glen.











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  13. lunarflowermaiden

    lunarflowermaiden Senior Member

    By jumping through the computer screen :nopity:!
     
  14. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

    Large caliber handgun... what a waste of a pretty face.
     
  15. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    eating a burrito that was secretly injected with arsenic.....:)
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    When Building His Log Cabin....Many Years Ago....Farmout...Omitted To Secure The Logs With "Galvanised" Bolts...........Moisture, And The Progress Of Corrosion Have Resulted In The Distinct Possibility... That Tonight About 2am....That Big "Mother Of A Log"... Over The Bed Is Gunna Drop.....



    Yours....With Best Wishes For A Safe And Peaceful Nights Slumber....

    Glen.
     
  17. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

    Prolly from complications resulting from a perforated colon. :)
     
  18. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    Never One To Miss An Opportunity To Act The Part Of The Love Smitten ..Romantic..Ladies Man..(yeah sure).....Flying.B.B Tries To Impress His New Ladyfriend By Swinging Naked From The Bedroom Chandelier....With A Red Rose Clenched Between His Two Remaining Teeth........(yep you guessed the rest)...Supporting Chain Snaps Under The Weight Of His Slim..Lithe..Toned...290lb Body....DOWN HE COMES....Crystals...Bulbs...Wireing...Everywhere...............Now When You Flick The Switch.....Mr (i can fly) Burrito's Eyes Light Up......Sparkes Fly Out His Ass.....And He Attains What Could Only Be Described As A MEGA ERECTION...........




    Yours......Frantically Phoning An Emergency Afterhours Electrician.......

    Glen.
     
  19. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

    ROFLMFAO!!! Nicely done Glen. I wouldn't have expected anything less.

    Uhhhh. Motorcycle accident. Wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
     
  20. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

    Eating ice cream between a pirate and a ninja.
     
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