How is the person above of you gonna die?

Falling off a totem pole

 

Someone across the room squishes his head between thumb and first finger.

 

stuffed too many marshmellows in her mouth at once, too late did help arrive....

 

Drowned in own vomit. Hendricks style.

 

mummified alive

 

quicksand

 

Too Tightassed To Buy Batteries For His Vibrator......CPL Clegg Fills The Battery Compartment With Angry Wasps.......Works A Treat Till In A Heated Moment Of "Personal Passion".... The Battery Cover Comes Loose........!!!!




Yours... In A Tale (tail) With A Distinct "Sting" To It.....

Glen.

 

thanks man...you're going to die of suffocating from Rosie O'Donell doing squat thrusts on your face

 

His friend eats some bad clams and he dies from sympathy food poisoning.

 

In her sleep......

 

hit by the Soul-train

 

If He Announces..Just One More Time...He Has "Bumped" The Did You Know Thread.........I'm Gunna Jump Through My Puuuter Screen...And Personally Strangle The Ugly Annoying Old B******d.....



Yours....Saving The Hip Fomums Valuable Megabytes....

Glen.











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By jumping through the computer screen :nopity:!

 

Large caliber handgun... what a waste of a pretty face.

 

eating a burrito that was secretly injected with arsenic.....

 

When Building His Log Cabin....Many Years Ago....Farmout...Omitted To Secure The Logs With "Galvanised" Bolts...........Moisture, And The Progress Of Corrosion Have Resulted In The Distinct Possibility... That Tonight About 2am....That Big "Mother Of A Log"... Over The Bed Is Gunna Drop.....



Yours....With Best Wishes For A Safe And Peaceful Nights Slumber....

Glen.

 

Prolly from complications resulting from a perforated colon.

 

Never One To Miss An Opportunity To Act The Part Of The Love Smitten ..Romantic..Ladies Man..(yeah sure).....Flying.B.B Tries To Impress His New Ladyfriend By Swinging Naked From The Bedroom Chandelier....With A Red Rose Clenched Between His Two Remaining Teeth........(yep you guessed the rest)...Supporting Chain Snaps Under The Weight Of His Slim..Lithe..Toned...290lb Body....DOWN HE COMES....Crystals...Bulbs...Wireing...Everywhere...............Now When You Flick The Switch.....Mr (i can fly) Burrito's Eyes Light Up......Sparkes Fly Out His Ass.....And He Attains What Could Only Be Described As A MEGA ERECTION...........




Yours......Frantically Phoning An Emergency Afterhours Electrician.......

Glen.

 

ROFLMFAO!!! Nicely done Glen. I wouldn't have expected anything less.

Uhhhh. Motorcycle accident. Wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

 

Eating ice cream between a pirate and a ninja.