How is the person above of you gonna die?

Mersa

 

Accidentally swallows a roller blade wheel.

 

chokes on his own cum

 

Chokes on frozen cum stolen from a local Sperm bank.

 

Ran into an open manhole while trying to catch snowflakes on his tongue.

 

Bled to death during breast reduction surgery.

 

Ingrown hair.

 

Fatal Panic attack when she gets ito an elevator with a 13th floor button.

 

Drowns in yellow paint.

 

Third degree rope burns over 97% of her body after an unusually spirited tug of war match.

 

Doing doughnuts on the highway during rush hour.

 

Accidentally checks herself as luggage when she flies to Siberia. Suffocates in customs.

 

haha... its crummy again...

umm.... your husband murders you.

 

Gets over zealous at a dick sucking contest, and chokes on a fire hydrant.

 

umm.... you gets squashed by a refrigerator.

 

After drinking too much in Aruba, gets sold to a passing merchant ship as a deckhand, but not knowing the first thing about sailing, simply becomes lunch.

 

gets hit by a parked car. =p

 

Dies waiting by the phone for that guy she slept with on St. Patrick's Day to call back.

 

drowns in a peice of cake.

 

Caught in a whirlpool, sucked to the bottom of the ocean.