How is the person above of you gonna die?

Killed by pelicans

 

Seagulls. "Mine. Mine"

 

Cellphone fries his brain while on the bus to the market.

 

Runs out of lives trying to run across traffic, gets run over by pink car.

 

A ghost which appeared to be afraid of him suddenly changes colour and turns around and kills him.

 

Mistaken for a practice dummy by sumo wrestlers taking CPR classes.

 

Rides on a plane unknowingly sitting next to a TB carrier. Dies in quarantine weeks later.

 

Imaginary friend goes postal.

 

pushed down the stairs

 

Bottled and sold to Frenchmen as cologne

 

someone put poison on his keyboard......

 

ate a booger.

 

(that never killed me before)

imploded from bad egg-nog.....

 

Hood fell on him as he was adjusting the timing on his 1972 Imperial.

 

snatched from his back yard by flying monkeys.....

 

Bad zit.

 

Ice Road opens up and swallows her and her big rig.

 

throwing himself in front of a speeding horse for me

 

Falls asleep while tightrope walking.

 

Becomes the ant under a giant's magnifying glass!