How is the person above of you gonna die?

Gets tangled in his hairnet while scuba diving.

 

After sweeping the national elections on a plaform of reform, is assasinated by Michael Moore wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt.

 

Live dissection by genetically engineered super intelligent Mexicans.

 

Falls from the top of a pyramid in Mexico.

 

opened present that was ticking.......

 

steps on a landmine near an illegal still.

 

drank some of my bad moonshine......

 

improperly prepared prepared puffer fish sushi.

 

Tries to bleach his eyeballs after receiving an amorous video greeting from BurritoBro.

 

swallows one of those pills that turn into much larger dinosaur sponge, chokes on it while vomiting.

 

Walks out in front of a greyhound race

 

zoo rhino freak stampede accident.

 

Went to fart... out shot his heart.

 

Turned Up To Watch A Hot Air Balloon Flight......Event Organisers Mistook Him For One Of The Novelty Shaped Balloons......Stuck A Gas Fired Burner Under His Ass...Turned It Up Full Throttle.....Instead Of Rising Gracefully Into The Sky.........Blew Up...Showering Bystanders With Sh*t And Small Stones.....




Yours...Surrounded By Hot Air....

Glen.

 

Mauled by a Tiger

 

Was a victim of the latest serial killer

 

Met the same fate as Jimmy Hoffa

 

decided to take part in the civil war reenactment the year they used real bullets

 

Spontaneously combusts at a busy Toys R Us.

 

Overdosed on Mydol. "Feel...so...sleepy..." :angel: