How is the person above of you gonna die?

Beheaded while flossing with a weed trimmer.

 

died while filling out paper work at the hospital

 

They never find out how it happened but she is found at the dollar store under a heap of 2/$1 tags having died of asphyxiation.

 

After Having "One Hell Of A Day"...Slaveing Over A Seriously Overheated Cash Register........Price Check Totalled Up Her Till...........Damn Electronic Device ,Chose At That Point To Have A "Major Meltdown"..........Smoke.......Explosions........Flames......And The Result.???? ..No Price Check!!....Just A Charred.. Blackened ..Twisted Mess.!!....(sad face)......................


FELLOW POSTERS....2007..Has Bought Me Lots Of Laughs On These Threads......May I Take This Opportunity To Wish You All...."Seasons Greetings"..And A Happy And Prosperous 2008.....

Peace..Love And Cheers....Glen.

 

Having smoked PCP and craving a quesodilla, he started grating cheese and didnt stop til he got to his elbow.

 

dove into an empty cement pond........

 

waited too long to use the restroom

 

Got caught up in the cattle herd at the meat packing plant. By the time they realized the mistake half had made it to the hamburger room and the other half was in steaks.

 

took a handful of skittles
put them over a bunson burner
liquefied them
put it into a syringe
and injected it into the veins.
awesome.

 

Found dead one Boxing day about 20 years from now amid bits of colourful wrapping paper with a brand new blender, vacuum cleaner, and set of cookware sticking out of his ass.

 

from licking too many stamps.

 

watching Hannah Montana

 

while kissing a basset hound

 

carbomb

 

Tazered 8 times while running from police after stealing a candy bar he didn't even get to eat.

 

way too much egg-nog......

 

After calling into work sick one too many times, his boss offs him with some kinda Rube Goldberg contraption that ends in electrocution.

 

Chokes on an egg in his underpants.

 

Consumed..Way Too Much..Turkey..Xmas Pudding And...Champagne.........

Expired With A Smile A Mile Wide.....Terminal Intergestion.....And Heartburn......




Yours...Trying To Do The Same To Myself At This Moment....


Glen.

 

Bowls such a horrible game, the owner of the lanes has him summarily executed.