How is the person above of you gonna die?

Will get sucked into turbine while working on plane.

 

Elephantitis of the Balls

 

Will be hung from the crown of the statue of liberty for "knowing too much"

crushed by the skeleton of a blue whale while visiting the Smithsonian Museam of Natural History

 

Strangled by a sock puppet.

 

Murdered by Conspiracy Theorists

 

Overdose of viagra.

 

Time out

How did you guess the brights disease remark was in reference to H P Lovecraft's father who died of Brights Disease


and it's cthulhu :H


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Washed, rinsed, but did not repeat.

 

my bad.
I am currently reading
The Best of H.P. Lovecraft:
Bloodcurling Tales of Horror and the Macabre
so the Cthulhu came from that, the other is a co-inky-dink

 

fell on head and cracked skull

 

removed the do not remove tag from all the matresses at his nearest Ikea

 

I've read the book several times


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Dies reading Lovecraft which accidentally draws the Dunwhich Horror into his bedchamber

 

goes on a school shooting/suicide rampage at miskatonic university



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yer gonna win this one, so I will go back to less enlightened deaths

Mistaken for Imus at a Rutgers Pep Rally

 

Mistaken for Al Sharpton in the locker room of the Duke University lacrosse team



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peacefuly in his sleep having last spoken to the person who loves him the most in the whole wide world.

 

Mistaken? HAH!!!!!


I hope Bella doesnt die.

 

It sucks so bad that everyone dies. It's like sometimes I walk around for weeks forgetting I am going to die and then I remember that we all do and it freaks me out.

 

Having taken revenge against all of her enemies, dies in serene comfort


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