How is the person above of you gonna die?

Relaxes too deeply during a yoga session.

 

She really should not have hooked her vibrator directly up to that diesel engine.....

 

Tries to break up a fight between a squirrel and a bunny.

 

trying to dig their car out of the snow

 

chokes on a bone chewing through her own leg.

 

Fell in a well making a wish

 

choking on a head of lettuce

 

parachute wouldn't open, augered in from 10000 ft......

 

sheep rumble

 

warm hands get stuck to an elevator door, gets squished when the doors open.

 

Lawn darts.

 

chemical attack.

 

Tounge stuck to flagpole, freak lightning strike.

 

mountain biked off a 3000 ft cliff...........

 

The brakes failed on his car.. he went off a cliff and was killed instantly. ​

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Accidently hung herself in an embarrassing auto-erotic scenerio

 

thrown from a horse and trampled.

 

Thrown out with the bathwater.

 

FlyingBurritoBro is gonna add her corpse to his collection.

 

pet dog will get hit by a car and have its left front leg amputated. dog will remain docile for a while then slowly lose its mind becoming progressively more agressive and eventually attack, tearing your jugular vein and leaving you to die in a pool of your own blood