How is the person above of you gonna die?

Frying balls at the lasarium

 

sucked into the intake of a lead sled.....

 

You're going to die in your mid-to-late-80's lying in your bed surrounded by those you love, content in your long and fulfilling life

 

Kite water skiing accident......

 

huffer blows him over the side, in front of the Island, sucked into screws.

 

hmm. i was nice last time, so i'm gonna go with a muti killing this time.

 

110 years old, surrounded by his hareem, smile on his face......

 

after taking a bong rip so big his lungs collapsed and he died in a state of stoned bliss

 

Plugs 18 different appliances into the same receptacle and tries to put out the resulting fire by peeing on it.

 

got sucked under the escalator and was never heard from again.....

 

Falls into a vat of gin.

 

I've never been sucked under an escalator, but I was sucked under stairwell once.

Tree fell on you. Big tree, lots of branches.

 

Shoved off the top of a very tall building after being coaxed up there by a close friend who wanted to "show him something".
Ohh what a senseless tragedy. ​

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Keep in mind. A horse killed Superman...

 

skateboarding along the alaskan oil pipeline......

 

A bottle of sour apple Doosh!

 

Lol fuck off... ​

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Dayum! Why's it gotta be like that?!

Okay then, you're shot by a stray bullet on the set of a spaghetti western.

 

I was joking with you , lol.

But I do like your second scenario much better than your first.​

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But how will I die?

You're on Amtrack, and because of a quirk of fate a dumptruck is stuck on the track ahead of you. Dramatic whistle blowing, struggle to free said truck, panic ensues and you're found under a pile of rubble, hastily penned last words scribbled onto the wreckage in your own blood.