How is the person above of you gonna die?

Wanting to get a better look at a Giant Panda, flies to China and just tells the Taxi Driver " Take me to your giant pandas".
Is never heard from again.

 

got runned over by a danged ole train.....

 

Got Caught Cheating At The Local Bingo Game...........300 Angry Granmothers Took To Him With Their Razor Sharp Texta Pens........Ended Up A Very Colourful Corpse.


Cheers Glen.

 

chugging beer.....

 

chugging syrup.

 

drank slick fifty.....

 

made stupid bet with a dangerous man.

 

thot OJ was a drink......

 

termites.

 

started biting his fingernails and couldn't stop.....

 

crushed by a falling crane.

 

Crushed by a Whooping Crane

 

carried off by a whooping crane....

 

Shot in the face by Dick Chaney.

 

Dove in front of a Japanese whaler's harpoon.

 

on the flight deck having a smoke, got hit by a lightning strike.....

 

Hit in the throat by a hockey puck at an Oilers game.

 

Slathering up with what he thot was sunscreen at waikii beach, turned out it was gel type hydrochloric acid......

 

airplane engine falls on his bedroom.

 

Choked to death on spaghetti