How is the person above of you gonna die?

chokes to death during his turn in the barrell

 

A lifetime hypochondriac, suddenly dies of brights disease after scoring high on an IQ test



Hotwater

 

dies while administering an IQ test, heart failure

 

Secret military execution.

 

quoting Richard Pryor in a white neighborhood

 

Walks head first into a stealth aircraft



Hotwater

 

Yodeling

 

TiddlyWinks World Championship

 

Dies in a conflagration triggered by a swarm of fireflies


hotwater

 

golfing with mike tyson and michael jordan
jordan runs away, tyson steals yer wallet and shoes

 

Teevee freakishly exploads while watching The Simpsons

 

Serial Killer, never solved

 

Aborted during the 117th Trimester.

 

The first adult case of SIDS



Hotwater

 

takes maiden voyage on the Titanic 2

 

Discovers how may licks it takes to get to the poisonous center of a Tootsie Pop.

 

Bear trap

 

dammit.. i was on the first page looking at the last person.. typing out a story when i realized there were all these other pages.. dammit.. well i think you^ will die from a heartattack from having too much sex

 

Skydiving accident (overheard singing) "beautiful streamer open for me" on the way down



Hotwater

 

cthulu got him on the wrong side of town