How is the person above of you gonna die?

eaten alive by mosquitos.

 

(ouch, I dislike skeeters)
electric guitar shorted out, electrocuting him on stage at madison square garden...

 

Whilst Employed At The Local Piggery........Accidently Fell Into The "Effluent Pump Out Tank"!!

...........What A Shitty Way To Go ???


Cheers Glen.

 

(eeeewwwwwwhhhh)
thrown into a large kangeroo's pouch, he is never heard from again......

 

A 55 Year Old, Highly Respected Coffee Connoisseur .....When Hit By The "Craving"........ Accidently Walked Into A Starbuks Coffee Emporium.???............WENT INTO IRREVERSABLE CARDIAC ARREST !!!! (sincere apologies to any starbuks management or employees that may be reading this thread)


Cheers Glen.

 

while racing his yacht, a large wave swept over his boat, taking all to the bottom of the sea.......

 

Attacked by millions of enraged monarch butterflies.

 

(And I sooo Love flutterbys..)


having wild sex upside down on the step ladder.....

 

Having wild upside down sex with a step ladder!

 

(Ouch)

Cable snapped on the weight machine......

 

Crushed by the worlds largest cement upright bass.

 

(wonder what that thing would sound like?)

whilst whittling away on a chunk of wood, slashed an artery....

 

shot out of a cannon into a lions den

 

trip wire......

 

gets penis caught in golf ball washer

 

bending over to retie his boots, meteorite scores direct hit......

 

cannot convince his aging doctor that he doesnt need a papsmear, dies of embarassment in the stirrups.

 

(eeeeewwwwwwhhhh)

Ate too many green brownies.....

 

over dose of salt peter

 

you put on an armour suit and climb up the empire state building holding two ten pound bags of pennies in each hand. then you jump off andlet go of the pennies. =) classic