How is the person above of you gonna die?

caring for the aged

 

during extreme snowboarding, went of a 10,000 ft cliff....

 

he wont......

 

He'll tremble and explode and
leave a bus stop in his place

 

drag racing on a city street.....

 

will die laughing at a comedy club in South Carolina on ladies night.

 

wing broke off of his hang glider......

 

after being determined to be the weakest link, gets voted off the iceburg.

 

Shot by special agents after airing a recorded NFL game without the express written consent of the NFL or ESPN.

 

made into a delicious Belgian Waffle.

 

Beaten to death after trying to proposition Lenox Lewis when he mistook him for a drag queen.

 

gets buried in an avalanche, right after being struck by lightning, right after being molested by a bear, right after setting up a bear trap.

 

Electrocuted after pissing into an underground electrical transformer.

 

Falls out the window of an alien spaceship.

 

while pleasuring herself on a gear shift handle, accidentally puts the car in neutral and rolls infront of a school bus.

 

Ass-raped in a detention home while visiting his nephew.

 

while milking a bull.

 

Accidently Plugs His*Personal vibrator* Into A 240 Volt Socket.......When It Was Clearly Branded.....For 120 Volt Use Only.................Died With A "Megga Orgasmic " Smile On His Face !!!! .... But Left Behind A" Megga Orgasmic" Power Bill..........Cheers Glen.

 

Sitting in the wrong section while cheering against the home team, beatened to death by angry mob of grandmothers.

 

while working as the walmart greeter, head gets caught in the sliding doors....