How is the person above of you gonna die?

Falling off a bunk bed at an Ikea in Orlando.

 

Falls into a deep fryer in China and is declared a delicacy.

 

toenail clipping shot straight through the eye.

 

Borrows a cup of sugar from the wrong person, doesnt pay it back. Is found dead with broken knees swimming with the fishes.

 

electrocution from stick a hand in the toaster trying to get the corner that fell off the poptart.

 

licking the wrong toads

 

Dropped out while trying to tune in before he turned on.

 

tragic high school band performance accident.

 

trying to weave the worlds largest underwater basket

 

peacefully,while sleeping.

(yah, i got nothing good)

 

jumping off a train on the way to taco bell.

 

marshmellow overdose just as xena the warrior princess kicked her in the face with a blade in her shoe

 

blood sickness after wearing a hearing aid that was coated with a lead based paint for several decades.

 

Accidental overdose on anti-inflammatories after mistaking Prep-H for toothpaste.

 

Drunk typing accident

 

He fell down, down, down into a burning ring of fire.

 

Massive static cling discharge.

 

Drowns in toilet after passing out while using it.

 

Accidentally eaten by Rosie Odonnell at a bowling alley

 

Dresses up as a plastic bag for Halloween by placing an actual plastic bag over his head.