How is the person above of you gonna die?

poisoned blow dart to the spine

 

penguins will attack and go at him one peck at a time haha

 

she will choke on a tofu dog and an over zealous Rosie O'Donnell will kill her trying to dislodge it.

 

haha I cant stand her. Shes a disgrace to my last name! You will die when your underwear gets to tight and cuts off your blood circulation

 

probably from a rainstorm.....

 

Jellybean Overdose.

 

freak catapault accident involving chimpanzees and bowtie pasta

 

Light snack for Gamera

 

He will die during the Hardcastle and McKormick reunion TV extravaganza, holding hands with Pam Grier

 

Hangnail

 

Blood sacrifice to Barney

 

Wooden leg becomes infected with Dutch Elm Disease.

 

quietly, asleep in bed next to a loved one that co-inky-dink-illy died of unrelated causes

 

Falls in love with Rabid Porcupine

 

Exhaustion from dancing the same damn move over and over and over again

Edit: From eating spoiled hummus

 

Drowns in 50,000 gallon vat of hash oil.

 

Will OD on theobromine from eating too much chocolate

Hotwater

 

He will eventually evaporate, as all hot water seems to do.

 

surprisingly enough, freezes to death during a polar bear swim in Maine

edit* beaten to death by surly Leprechan when he stumbles accross the end of the rainbow and demands acupulco gold pot instead of standard pot of gold

 

Gang-probed by Aliens(mexicans).