How is the person above of you gonna die?

in bed with bella

i hear she is quite a handful.......:leaving:

 

In a phreak accident.

 

Unsuccessfully trying to bed a white Rhino.

 

drowned in a toilet

 

Two to the chest, one to the head...

 

Crushed by the weight of coins during a mega payoff from a Vegas slot machine

 

Ass-raped to death by a Mexican girl named Pedro.

 

Bit in the junk by a rattle snake and the only people around to help are dudes that want nothing to do with sucking the poisin out.

 

Crushed to death by an OSHA safety sign while on the job.

 

Dyes his hair blonde and moves to Newfoundland, where he promptly forgets how to breathe.

 

Old and alone, with only the cats to eat the corpse.

 

suffocation, caused by the release of that held in fart

 

your ears will bleed you slowly to death from listening to your mp3/ipod too loud.

 

overcooked in a microwave.

 

Impaled by a dirty rectal thermometer.

 

Humped to death by a randy gorilla

 

Slit to the jugular from a Nerf ball.

 

Holy water, sunlight, necklace of garlic, wooden stake thru heart.

 

Choking on a severed penis.
Odds are 50/50 that it is his own.

 

Sets himself afire while attempting to charade "Michael Jackson".