How is the person above of you gonna die?

i'm indian at heart!
and they're just damn sexy

 

wanking to much

 

not wanking enough...blows up due to build up of jizz

 

trampled in a stadium

 

Drowning in ice cream.

 

bondage with an ape...

 

http://www.seriesflash.com/n/SERIES...en_la_Cama/100_Formas_de_Morir_en_la_Cama.php

Choose one.

 

Pierced by a horn during The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona Spain



Hotwater

 

dieing by an infestation of termites on your "wood"

 

apyxasia (sp?) gone too far

 

jumping to conclusions

 

choking on a cough drop left in his mouth while drifting off to sleep (at 105 years old)

 

a cow boy will lasso her a little to tightly

thats pretty bad ass. I wouldn't mind going that way, as long as I made it 75% of the way.

 

overdose of white rice and pizza sauce.

 

bleeding to death after breaking a blood vessel while lifting weights.

 

accidentaly ingesting a watermelon seed and having a giant growing watermelon burst the intestinal lining.

 

Beaten to death by a rogue gang of department store mannequins.

 

killed by a wild rabid pack of baboons.

 

running into a tree

 

Vitamin c overdose