How is the person above of you gonna die?

baby sitting a pack of hyeena pups

 

Wife catches him porking the fat neighbor boy behind the tool shed. She hangs him with his pantyhose from the big elm tree.

 

pneumonia

 

squeezed to death by boy in picture...yah...in that picture...just like that..thats how it starts off.

haha

 

walking a tightrope over the grand canyon

 

drowning in a kiddie pool

 

thrown from a horse

 

tiptoing through the daisies.

 

tripping over a cordless phone

 

falling off the turnip truck.

 

Hippopotamus stampede

 

LOL! I'll take you with me.

 

Murdered by a hipforums poster who snapped after 121 didn't follow the rules of the "How is the person above you gonna die?" thread.

 

Meh.. I told her how she was going to die

Booshnoogs will die a natural death and live till shes hella old. Your last memory might be your nursing home and your relatives will be standing over you holding your fragile hand (don't forget to write that will)

 

121 will die of liver failure
the truth hurts doesn't it!

 

You'll die sword fighting.

 

damn it and i just paid to take fencing lessons too
you'll take your own life in the Dakota to be closer to john

 

Murdered by an Indian in summer while lying on God's Highway bleeding and ghosts crowd her fragile, eggshell mind.

 

that would seriously be the best way to die!!
i hope i get to make love to the indian before i die
posthumous will die after a long night of making love to a hooker, he leaves the motel room and his car is crashed into by a truck driver, who was getting head from a hitch hiker...

 

Is that right, paleface?