How is the person above of you gonna die?

gekko stampede

 

dehydration

 

turtle stampede....it's awful. i've seen the pics.

 

sacrificed to the gods by an ancient race of garden gnomes....

 

Rabies.

 

drowning in a vat of beer.

 

by scarfing down multiple taco bell fire sauce packets while the rat posion content erodes your insides and attacks your ulcer that you got in third grade from eating too many fire cheetos...

 

stomach cancer

 

i have like some weird ass stomach thing too...my greatgrandfather had it, and so do my uncles...but yeah..i will probably will die from it...lol...but you my lady..will die from....analbifada

 

Butt-raped by ebola monkey while snipe hunting.

 

mauled by a grizzly bear

 

Dutch oven that went on just a little too long.

 

sleep walking.

 

entangled in a large question mark costume

 

in a freak accident being run over by a giant spool of wool

 

Shot into space where he dies but is reanimated and enslaved by lesbian cyborgs in the 25th Century.

 

Posthumously.

 

Some kitten/vagina disease

 

Gang-raped by all his aliases...

 

Drowning on someone elses piss