How is the person above of you gonna die?

hahahahaha!

 

Death by flannel.

 

suffocated by cotton and shoes.

 

Death by mutant jellyfish may god have mercy on your SOUL!

 

The voices in your head will battle and your brain will end up shutting down.

 

whichever way carrot top dies

 

doing a stunt for beyonce in a music video, slipped on a bananah peel and fell off the set.

 

i always knew bananas were the axis of evil


getting beaten to death by a mob of girl scouts

 

already happend.. when i refused to buy the cookies, they started throwing stuff at me.. this was when iw as younger though

 

you were attacked maybe..this time youll be beaten to death

 

You'll die in a washing machine.

 

diving into an open barbeque pit to catch a falling rib

 

Old age. 2083.

 

Choking after realizing the cheesesteak he just ate had cheese-wiz on it.

 

Tiger attack on the upcoming trip to Venezuala

 

didn't get all your shots. nasty malaria outbreak causes you to fall on your head in arizona.

 

fatal bitch slap by a drag queen

 

they ARE terribly jealous of my queenliness...
vegetable accident...

 

Chinese Jägermeister Torture

 

Gettin' a fuzzy from this guy: