How is the person above of you gonna die?

Wanking at 100 mph while looking a Jenna Jameson's poster!

(Don't be scared, crummy!! hahaha!)

 

Natural causes?

 

in a supermodel orgy from getting a dildo lodged into his penis and swallowing the acidic piss from a russian girl who dies from a result of being cream pied too much...

 

Bacon overdose

 

Making mittens out of dead kittens, but she doesn't realise that one of the kitten mitten's are still alive, resulting in a face full of kitty scratches. One of the claws scratches her neck open.

 

Death by way-too-coolness.

 

Caught in a rope snare with bananas in the middle.

 

Vulcan Deathgrip

 

haha

dehydration after getting his foot stuck to some gum on the sidewalk....

 

Gets comeupance from ball of string.

 

the keystone cops get out of control.

 

Gerbil Attack.

 

goes to a russian hostel and has sex with 5 girls at once, then gets kidnapped and dragged into a room where there are a whole bunch of meats delicacies(leg of lamb,hind quarters of a cow,etc.) gets tortured to death "hostel" style by getting beating to death with hard salami and pistle(bull penis) while suffocating on a bull's rock hard,humongus teste (like those red ball mouth covers)...

 

licking the frosting off the mixer shaft

 

dies due to an inability to think up a way to open a can without a pop top

 

buying bacon

 

eating bacon.

 

making sweet love to the telephone repair person

 

that crazy ass question mark kills you...

 

shot gun in the mouth, in the garage