How in the hell

am I supposed to get $8500 in one hour from two banks on Memorial Day weekend during lunch?

(If I don't, I'm going to have to live with the guilt that I just lost a fully restored '66 Chevrolet C-10...)

 

sorry?

 

oh my god mang, you gosta get dayt car

 

Use a time machine.

 

borrow money from everyone you know and pay them back when the banks open?

 

that is a bit of a toughie... i suggest an even mix of prostitution, robbery, and begging.

But i dont know if you'd get enough with those.

sorry, man

 

and don't forget, the kiss-booth

 

It'd be so cool if you could multi-task each of those at the same time. .

 

prostitution, kissing, begging and robbery at the same time? aha, so that's what you men's fantasies are these days!

 

Even better. 2006 Chevrolet Impala SS with a 5.3 liter V8 and displacement on demand. You can shut off four cylinders and get 33mpg... $22k Hot damn. (GM company car with 7000 miles on it)

Hah... but youzee, if I got the 1966 Chevy, there would be no loan involved, yet they don't want to do a trade in...

Stuck... and about to cream my pants?

 

uhh... ur up shits creek and no u cant borrow my paddle.

 

omfg kay

 

things'll find a way of working out im sure

 

banks are opened on sundays ?

 

marry a rich girl. real fast. now. go. do it.

 

This was yesterday, it's memorial day weekend... short hours and the blue law make no time for getting anything done. Ima just waitin...

 

How does any young man in desperate need of money try to turn a little into a lot? The answer is obvious: go to Vegas.

 

I wish Alberta still had the Lord's Day Act (made all businesses be closed on Sunday)...

it would make today much more relaxing

 

That's basically the same thing... only it's the blue law down here. That and they won't let you buy alcohol after 12 and some places are dry counties here. I just wished they were closed less on Saturday. Sundays remind me of what this town used to be like about a decade ago...

 

When I first stepped into your town I thought I had been transported back to the late 60s...

Coincidentally the local radio station was hosting a 60s nite in the parking lot of that strip mall you've got there.
And that mail jeep... that was one of the coolest things I saw on that trip. :H