How Important To You Is Your Internet?

How important to you is your internet? (lower case)

I like saying things

The internet allows be to say anything that might spring in to my mind

Sometimes I say words that don't form part of a sentence

I like the internet

 

It's a double-edged sword.

 

How importabts is yuour internerts?

 

Only when I need it.

 

I need about twenty minutes a day to half an hour for research but, other than that, its not all that important. In fact, I'm using public access free wi-fi from the library and whatnot.

 

I'm online, right?

 

porn research hub online

preass the red button

 

Internet, o gracious internet, how thou doth entertain me
but like a whore thou will vanish if I neglect to pay thee :bigcry:
ever-flowing fountain of both the severe and benign
like a child with candy on Halloween, thou consumest all of my time :wall:
however, your quiddles and quaddles, quirks and quacks :clown:
after a day's arduous journey doth help me relax.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ

 

Well it's behind my computer because well-liked what would be the point.
And electricity for the same reason.
After that it is the most important object or service I pay or work for.

 

I'm addicted to the damn thing I'm afraid. I've been seriously thinking about 'cutting the cable' though.

 

You're all just posting bollocks. This is a self defeating exercise.

 

That's the internet for you. Har, har.

 

One time...at computer camp...I stuck my mouse in my....

 

i used to suck dick for bandwidth.

 

I got off it for about 6 months to pursue my studies. Take that internet!

 

Your facebook page was still there.....

 

I'd like to think that one day I'll just grow out of all of this but I'm not sure what that would actually take? Probably a proper job and that ain't happening.

 

I've never owned and FaceBook account in my life - BAM!

 

You lie like a dog. You lie like a log. You lie like a rug. You lie like sleeping Beauty. You lie like something that lies. Bam!