How I read a book.

I sleep with the book under my pillow and absorb it through psychic osmosis.

 

This frequently happens to me as well. I try and bring the book up in front of the cat.

 

I Can Relate To Your Situation MA......Cept Iv'e Got 4 Cats......Multiply Your Problem By 4 And

You Can Understand Why I Behave As I Do.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I sit on the couch or lay in bed and I open the book and I read it. Unless it's my kindle in which case I sit on the couch or lay in bed and read it.

 

I read every night in bed but fall asleep within a couple of pages. I have trouble sleeping without a book, words are my ambien

 

I also read my books from left to right and top to bottom. Sometimes I flick for pictures.

 

I can't read books in cars, trains, busses. I need to be at home under my lamp.

 

first i read a paragraph out of the very middle, as once advised by a number of authors, to determine if its something i'd be interested in reading.
i've also been known to read what other people consider spoilers, because, if the style, scenery and trip, are of a nature that interests me,
anything i know in advance won't really diminish that at all.

in any sort of transportation vehicle, when its under way, i want to see what's outside where its going by.
while waiting for it to get under way though, that's when i'll read something, or look at pictures, maps, youtube, et.c. on the cell phone,
but as soon as it starts moving, i stow them and watch out the windows.

at home, i really wish books were still as relatively inexpensive as they were before EVERYTHING started migrating to the internet.
i love playing on the computer, but real print on real paper is still easier on my poor old eyes.

 

Aight this'll fuck y'all up.

What about a choose your own adventure book? all over the place in those things.

And I always go back to like, hmm, I should have taken the left door, what page number was that again?

 

I used to read books all the time... Now they are just for decoration.

 

that's the advantage, you can always try every path you hadn't yet, something you seldom get to do in real life.
(and why it annoys me that life is too short to do so)
and if that weren't enough, you can write your own supplemental segments too.

 

I always seem to find the quickest adventure to finish the book AKA for me to die.

 

this is sad, unless you've already read all the print off them, so to speak, and like me, they've gotten too damd expensive to buy any new ones, even paperbacks.

 

I used to read these. The Steve Jackson series. I've joked in my head about doing one on Hip. But ain't no one got time for that.

 

Cats are funny.

 

how i usually read a book:

 

Thats how I hipforum