How do you make your school a better place?

NO!!!! you????

 

I like the way you think...

 

well, actually it was more like I THOUGHT about doing it, but then realized I'd have to leave my house.

 

why thanks!

 

I used to write graffitti on the wall every time the teacher turned to write something on the board. One day I said, fuck that shit and wrote it in front of him and got me suspended. I felt really cool then.

 

We convinced our principal to let us write on the table if we kept vulgarity to a minimum and painted it ourselves whenever she deemed it time to start fresh. Sooo much fun. She was such a fucking awesome principal.

 

my principal used to make me pull my pants down so he could 'check for defects'

his hand was so damn big. it barely fit up there.

 

When you go to a junior correctional facility they search EVERYWHERE.

 

I left my schools with alot of really messed up teachers

Ms Drake = needed therapy after me
Mr Lowe = had a stroke in my class
Mr Niemi = broken nose, my book his face
Ms Jackson = scared her, she had me transfer
Mr Iverson= Sent him home in the middle of a glass form him going nuts
Mr Lunberg= Quit beng a HS VP and went to the middle school after me
School campus anti smoking policy for kids and teachers ( I lit up in teachers break room when I turned 18 and sued the school

Yes I left my marks there for sure!

 

Wow. I now understand where teachers are coming from when they whine about low salaries

 

Haha, my roommate and I tried to set our chemistry teacher on fire. Me and my other friend visited said chemistry teacher at home to bitch about him transferring schools on several occasions that next year. Aw...I loved that guy. And when it took him FOREVER to answer the door and Austin said, "He's probably naked," his little girl swings open the door and says, "Daddy's putting on his pants...he'll be down in a minute..." GOLD! What an awesome dude. He had a hawt wife.

 

too bad he didn't come down without pants

 

How do I make my school a better place?

I work there.
I buy books as gifts for my students.
I give 2 students who can't afford to study a small scholarship each semester.
I make kids laugh.