How do you know when a dirty hippie has a girlfriend?

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  1. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    He has 2 clean fingers
     
    6-eyed shaman, Nov 3, 2018
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  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Groan...:anguished:...This Is So Bad I'm Not Going To Make A Reply..... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  5. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    I lol'd
     
    Noserider, Nov 3, 2018
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  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Why did the Irish guy bring a paddleboat to a Grateful dead concert?

    He was told if he did, he'd be able to ride the Mrs Hippy
     
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  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    What did the hippy say when the LSD wore off at a Grateful Dead concert?

    Fuck, this band sucks
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Nov 3, 2018
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  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Somebody doesn't have 2 clean fingers....
     
    pensfan13, Nov 3, 2018
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  13. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Meh. I don't get it. What does nationality have to do with the punchline of this joke?

    Now this one is just plain fucken hilarious
     
    Noserider, Nov 4, 2018
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  15. guerillabedlam

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    I went camping with a friend to trip on acid for his first time ever, back in the day and I brought along a Grateful Dead album.

    He Hated the Grateful Dead prior to the day, then I put them on, when he was about an hour into his trip and let it play for awhile, the first thing he said to me was "Now I know why people like this shit." :grinning:
     
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  17. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Lolz
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Nov 4, 2018
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  19. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    i am the same with blutech lol. dumbest shit ever but when on a trip or mdma or something it is good lol.
     
    Irminsul, Nov 4, 2018
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    I candyflipped and saw Bluetech, it was Amazing!
     
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  23. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Whats the difference between a hippie chick and brakes on a volvo?

    With the volvo the pads get changed at least once every three years
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Nov 4, 2018
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    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    A hippie walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender insists he pays upfront. A guy nearby sees the hippie has no money so he pays for the hippies drink. After having a few drinks with the hippie the guy ask the hippie "hey come to the bathroom and give me a blowjob" the hippie starts beating the guy up. The hippies friends hold the hippie back and ask "what did the guy say that got you so mad ? The hippie responded He said something about a job.
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Nov 4, 2018
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  27. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Jesus fucking Christ, man.
     
    McFuddy, Nov 4, 2018
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  29. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    A hippie arrives at the cash register and is waiting to pay.
     
    Asmodean, Nov 4, 2018
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  31. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    How can you tell if a hippie chick is on the rag?

    She's only wearing one sock.
     
    newo, Nov 4, 2018
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  33. YouFreeMe

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    Say Mrs. Hippy with an Irish accent out loud.
     
    YouFreeMe, Nov 4, 2018
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  35. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Isn't it the same result with an American accent?
     
    McFuddy, Nov 4, 2018
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  37. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Yeah, Mrs. Hippy sounds like Mississippi in any accent.
     
    Noserider, Nov 4, 2018
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  39. Driftrue

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    All jokes where the person is Irish are meant to imply that Irish people are stupid.
     
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