How do you know when a dirty hippie has a girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Hippies' started by 6-eyed shaman, Nov 3, 2018.

  1. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

    He has 2 clean fingers
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    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Groan...:anguished:...This Is So Bad I'm Not Going To Make A Reply..... :D

    Cheers Glen.
  3. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

    I lol'd
  4. Why did the Irish guy bring a paddleboat to a Grateful dead concert?

    He was told if he did, he'd be able to ride the Mrs Hippy
  5. What did the hippy say when the LSD wore off at a Grateful Dead concert?

    Fuck, this band sucks
  6. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Somebody doesn't have 2 clean fingers....
  7. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

    Meh. I don't get it. What does nationality have to do with the punchline of this joke?

    Now this one is just plain fucken hilarious
  8. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|-|=|-|_

    I went camping with a friend to trip on acid for his first time ever, back in the day and I brought along a Grateful Dead album.

    He Hated the Grateful Dead prior to the day, then I put them on, when he was about an hour into his trip and let it play for awhile, the first thing he said to me was "Now I know why people like this shit." :grinning:
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  9. Lolz
  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    i am the same with blutech lol. dumbest shit ever but when on a trip or mdma or something it is good lol.
  11. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|-|=|-|_

    I candyflipped and saw Bluetech, it was Amazing!
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  12. Whats the difference between a hippie chick and brakes on a volvo?

    With the volvo the pads get changed at least once every three years
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  13. A hippie walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender insists he pays upfront. A guy nearby sees the hippie has no money so he pays for the hippies drink. After having a few drinks with the hippie the guy ask the hippie "hey come to the bathroom and give me a blowjob" the hippie starts beating the guy up. The hippies friends hold the hippie back and ask "what did the guy say that got you so mad ? The hippie responded He said something about a job.
  14. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Jesus fucking Christ, man.
  15. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    A hippie arrives at the cash register and is waiting to pay.
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  16. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    How can you tell if a hippie chick is on the rag?

    She's only wearing one sock.
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  17. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe HipForums Supporter

    Say Mrs. Hippy with an Irish accent out loud.
  18. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Isn't it the same result with an American accent?
  19. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

    Yeah, Mrs. Hippy sounds like Mississippi in any accent.
  20. Driftrue

    Driftrue Pass All Fail All HipForums Supporter

    All jokes where the person is Irish are meant to imply that Irish people are stupid.

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