Discussion in 'Hippies' started by 6-eyed shaman, Nov 3, 2018.
He has 2 clean fingers
Groan......This Is So Bad I'm Not Going To Make A Reply.....
Why did the Irish guy bring a paddleboat to a Grateful dead concert?
He was told if he did, he'd be able to ride the Mrs Hippy
What did the hippy say when the LSD wore off at a Grateful Dead concert?
Fuck, this band sucks
Somebody doesn't have 2 clean fingers....
Meh. I don't get it. What does nationality have to do with the punchline of this joke?
Now this one is just plain fucken hilarious
I went camping with a friend to trip on acid for his first time ever, back in the day and I brought along a Grateful Dead album.
He Hated the Grateful Dead prior to the day, then I put them on, when he was about an hour into his trip and let it play for awhile, the first thing he said to me was "Now I know why people like this shit."
i am the same with blutech lol. dumbest shit ever but when on a trip or mdma or something it is good lol.
I candyflipped and saw Bluetech, it was Amazing!
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and brakes on a volvo?
With the volvo the pads get changed at least once every three years
A hippie walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender insists he pays upfront. A guy nearby sees the hippie has no money so he pays for the hippies drink. After having a few drinks with the hippie the guy ask the hippie "hey come to the bathroom and give me a blowjob" the hippie starts beating the guy up. The hippies friends hold the hippie back and ask "what did the guy say that got you so mad ? The hippie responded He said something about a job.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
A hippie arrives at the cash register and is waiting to pay.
How can you tell if a hippie chick is on the rag?
She's only wearing one sock.
Say Mrs. Hippy with an Irish accent out loud.
Isn't it the same result with an American accent?
Yeah, Mrs. Hippy sounds like Mississippi in any accent.
All jokes where the person is Irish are meant to imply that Irish people are stupid.
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