how do you get over someone...

No, I don't. I'm Welsh, never, ever, confuse the two

 

You're being

Suck on irony.

 

So i'm pedantic because i'm being specific about who is being more overly, and pointlessly specific? I'm not going down this road :frown:

 

I was being specific about what technically constitutes proper english in the context of the short story I made up, not pedantic! Now you know how it feels.


Edit: I'm joking in this thread by the way. Just wanted to clarify in case you took it like the childish rebuttle that it sounds like.

 

AS DAWN BREAKS THROUGHOUT A DARK ALLEY NEAR A BUS STOP YOU RECOGNIZE FAMILIAR EYES FROM AN OLD FLAME THAT BURNED BRIGHTLY IN TIMES OF YOR.

SHE WAS AN UNREQUANTED LOVE, YOU APPROACH AND MAKE SMALL TALK ABOUT HOW LONG ITS BEEN, BUT GIVEN THE SETTING AND THE AMOUNT OF LAGER YOU'VE HAD THE HEAT BUILDS UP QUICKLY AND YOU SUGGEST MOVING TO SOMEWHERE MORE COMFORTABLE

YOU STROLL BACK TO YOUR QUAINT AND DUSTY APARTMENT, SNEAK IN THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW AND CAUSTIOUSLY tip toe down the stairs in lower case so as to not wake your parents.

AS THE DAME POWDERS HER NOSE YOU CUNNING RIP DOWN THE STAR TREK POSTER AND HIDE THE X-MEN FIGURINES. SHE REJOINS YOU IN THE DIMLY LIT BASEMENT STUDIO. YOU FEAR GETTING TOO EXCITED SO YOU THINK OF POUNDING YOUR MOTHER WHILST SKIMMING YOUR HANDS ACROSS HER SOFT YET STRANGELY EVEN CHEST. BUT THEN YOU DISCOVER ALL THE LAGER HAS CAUSED MR HAPPY TO BE MR SLEEPY. SO NOT TO DISAPPOINT YOU SNEAK OUT THE GENERATOR FROM UNDER YOUR BED, THE ONE WITH THE FLURO GREEN GYRATING ATTACHMENT. BUT IT DOES NOT, WILL NOT START, SO YOU FALCON PUNCH IT, AND TO YOUR AMAZEMENT IT KICKS INTO GEAR, CRISIS AVOIDED.

GENTLY LOWERING HER ON THE BED, WORK THE MAGIC YOUR HOME MADE MACHINE CAN DO, SHE WRITHERS AND MOANS WITH EXCITEMENT, YOUR RUN YOUR HANDS OVER HER BODY, UP HER CHEST, AROUND HER NECK, GENTLY OVER HER..........ADAMS APPLE???

 

Surprize ending huh. I liked how you incorporated tidbits from elsewhere in the thread.

The Adam's apple part killed my erection though :toetap05:

 

Ejaculation will often kill a perfectly good erection.

 

My bitches put more drive in my music playing... I love fighting , and doors slamming, and good old fashion make up sex..

The bitch said something mystical..

So I stepped back on the kerb again..