How do you get a guy into your bed??

Haha.
I haven't looked here in ages. I think we're ok now. Things are okay, like he talks to me, but we're not as chummy as we were before which is alright I suppose. I can deal with that!
I do honestly think he's turned off me cos of that night, but Ohhhhhhh well. Plenty o fish! At least I now know what NOT to do to try and get laid! ;P

 

Tell him you eat ass and swallow!

 

Haha How did you know I do that??

 

MMMMMMMMM Bacon!

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Heh...Reminds me of the time I stopped off at a local bar after work for a drink. I was just minding my own business drinking my beer. I noticed a gorgeous dark skinned, sultry sweet "thang" at the end of the bar and all the other guys were trying to get her attention. Next thing I know, she saddles up next to me. I buy her a drink and small talk ensues....then....out of the blue she says "You know what I wanna do right now?". I reply with a "What?". She promptly responds "I really want to fuck you." My retort was something like...."Ummm....OK, let's go." <giggle>

 

how much did she charge?

 

Dinner and a drink. Went on for two days and that was it. It was fun while it lasted. Truth be told, I think one of the only reasons she came up to me was the fact that I was the only guy in the bar that didn't pay her any attention. I just was there to drink. I had jeans and a leather jacket whereas all the other guys had their ties and blazers on (I was a Software Engineer at the time...I had no need for that crap).